This will have to hold you. I am sick again. One buttcrack will suffice, will it not?+ + + + + + + +
Well, I writ that by hand not so very long so go. More than one week, I declare. Now I am not so sick. What I was sick of we are not sure, but it probably had to do with a shift in medication.
as you know, I am on more than 30 pills per day, but some are duplicates. I am not looking for an equal dosage of pitymens -- just keepin' you in the know. (Oh help I'm dyin' holy shit save me Lord Jesus let the mighty pee flow or else I gonna keep my buttcracks to myself!) {That'll hold the munchkins.......raggedy ass little munchkins.}
If you get to read this, count yourself lucky -- and don't let me forget Rabbit Rabbit Day, again!!
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Now I am not so sick, but I am tired: very nice: Sick and tired.
Darling boy so glad to have caught you just before going to bed. I'll sleep all the better knowing you are on the mend.xoxox
ReplyDeleteSo glad to see you posting here again. Have been checking in twice a day. Checking in at Tish's place too, for any possible updates.
ReplyDeleteMissed you, my friend! Don't go away again!!
Rest, recover and be well.
You've got too many ornery ideas in that head of yours to too long without posting, Hoss.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see you were feeling better this day.
Glad you're feeling better, Hoss! Oh, and um, thank you for that visual.
ReplyDelete-CandyLass
30 pills...I sure hope you are kidding. What little chemical factories we create.
ReplyDeleteHope yu feel better soon!!!
ReplyDeleteHope you feel better soon!!
ReplyDeleteWow, a rare photograph of a Michigan guardian angel. They're helpful to us guys who are too old or not healthy enough to shovel our own walks over here. As you can see, not only can they do the job, they handle the cold naturally.
ReplyDeleteHoly carp, I have never been so glad to see someone's flabby buttcrack. In fact, I'm so happy to see it I'm going to look at it again.
ReplyDeleteI knew all that cocaine you did in the '80s was going to catch up with you one day.
ReplyDeleteI hope you're feeling better soon Hoss! I love ya..
ReplyDeleteStacie
Take care, Hoss. Hope to hear more from you. Love that buttcrack!
ReplyDeleteI don't want to burst your bubble, but PRAYERS for you worked, old man....
ReplyDeleteHope you are better soon. Miss the fun updates.
ReplyDeleteSo many people missed you and worried about you, me included! What a joy to find a new post (oh boy, a butt....). Be well.
ReplyDeletePeggy
Gives new meaning to the phrase "cold cock."
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry you were sick. I hope you start feeling much much better. Maybe you can do a buttcrack a day theme or something.
ReplyDeleteDid you send me your germs? Cuz I am not feeling so well either. I drinking lots of OJ and eating chicken soup.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget tomorrow is the 1st!!
i wish all the good thoughts i have on you Hoss. And the naughty ones too....lol
ReplyDeletelove ya, glad you are feeling better.
Still praying for you. Hope you're feeling better. We all miss you!!
ReplyDeleteRabbit rabbit! I hope you feel better. xoxo
ReplyDeletehugs and kisses- not the big smoochy Las Vegas kind; the feel better kind. Rabbit, rabbit.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember the song:-
ReplyDelete'You are always in my heart,
Even though we're far apart...'xoxox
I'm ashamed to say this Hoss, in case it a LONG time since you changed your bl*g page.... I haven't been around for a while....but I'm kinda glad you haven't got all that cactus around if you are dressing that way a lot.
ReplyDeleteI have a female guardian angel. She has freckles on her but…she’s nice.
ReplyDeleteI loathe rabbit jokes almost as much as I like Gene!
Someone’s praying Lord;
Come by Hoss!
(This from the charming Ms. Bonnie, who asked me to post for her, Hoss. She was having trouble posting on your site. A note from Bonnie is good luck indeed: She's connected in high places. xoxoxo)
I hope you won't stay sick and tired for long, dear Hossie. You are way thinner than that unless Scamp has been feeding you A LOT. Take care, my friend. Margaret
ReplyDeleteMiss you! Worried! Come back as soon as you can. Still praying for you.
ReplyDeleteFinally! I figured out how to see your bl*g!
ReplyDeleteBe better soon.
Hoss, can you have someone post for you and tell us how you are? I hope you are getting better.
ReplyDeleteI hope you are better now!
ReplyDeleteKnock three times, Hoss. I always worry when I don't hear from you. xoxo
ReplyDeleteSo nice to know we can always count on you for a good crack! Be well!
ReplyDeleteI have heard from Gene's Scamp and she has asked for a post. Here is the link:
ReplyDeletehttp://amarkonmywall.wordpress.com/2009/03/07/some-personal-correspondence-from-my-not-so-secret-love-affair/
And so it goes. Vicki
Today you went home. We'll meet again when Big Ernie says it's okay. Until then Hoss, my dear friend, keep watch over me and my young'uns. I love you!!
ReplyDeleteSending my heartfelt sympathies to Scamp and the rest of the dudes here at the Ranch. xoxo
I am so sorry to learn the news. Maybe Hoss is up there with my blog friend Denver Doug, and they're swappin' stories.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts and prayers are with you.
My retirement has been enriched by reading "Old Horsetail Snake" every morning. Thank you, Hoss, and Godspeed!
ReplyDeleteFaithful "Lurker", Susan
i can't write anything right now but all I can say is that my life is richer for having befriended you Hoss. Thank you for being my 'army of one'. Never thought I'd cry over someone I never met in person.
ReplyDeleteDeepest sympathies to those who loved you. Rest easy Hoss, You will be missed.
ReplyDeleteDeepest sympathies to his loved ones and to all of us out here in the b**gosphere who will always remember, love, and miss this extraordinary man.
ReplyDelete-CandyLass
My dear Hoss, on the 1st of the month I always say, "Rabbit, rabbit" and will forevermore in your honor.
ReplyDeleteMy deepest sympathies to Scamp and his children and friends. Big Ernie gets all the good ones. Miss ya, Hoss.
Rest in Peace. I will miss your humor.
ReplyDeleteChris at Faded Sunsets just filled me in.. I am so sorry and deepest sympathies to his loved ones ...
ReplyDeleteDeepest sympathy Sylvia, to you and all the family and bless you for making Gene's last years happy ones. God bless and may Gene rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteToo sad. But I understand that picture now. Big Ernie is having Hoss do a little penance before letting him in.
ReplyDeleteBig Dave
Oh no. I'm so sorry. Gene enriched so many lives. He will be missed.
ReplyDeleteSylvia, friends and family of Gene, my thoughts and best wishes are for you. You were towers of strength, and you fuelled the warmth that he so generously shared. Wellness.
ReplyDeleteMy condolences on the sad passing of a true character. He will be missed.
ReplyDeleteMy sympathy to Scamp and Hoss's children. He was one-of-a-kind and I'm glad to have met him through bl*gdom.
ReplyDeleteHope you are reincarnated soon and with the same great sense of humor.
Rest in peace, Cuz. My heart breaks that you are gone from this world but it rejoices that you are in a much better place. My condolences to Scamp and your children... may they be comforted.
ReplyDeleteMy weekley catch up of jokes has gone to a place where everyone will still keep laughing at his wit and clever writing...Rest in peace but give them hell with your jokes & humor.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sad about the loss of Old Hoss. my friend Gene. Gene was the humor master and the god of wit.
ReplyDeleteScamp, I'm sure you are suffering deep grief. I'm so glad Gene had you in his life.
I am so sad and sorry for the family. Gene touched many lives and I for one, will miss him dearly.
ReplyDeleteRIP Hoss.
ReplyDeleteAre you seeing these? You were so loved and appreciated. I too will say "rabbit rabbit" on the first of every month and think of you. And every photo of a small bird that I post will be for you. Reincarnate soon and get back to posting!
ReplyDeleteScamp, family and friends of Gene,
ReplyDeleteI so sorry for your loss and wish you, the children and his friends all the best.
Gene, had nothing but the best to say about you Scamp. Your loss is great, but so it is with his many blogging friends - he will be sorely missed by us all.
Here is a link to my tribute to Hoss.
May God bless.
RIP
ReplyDeleteI had been getting worried as there had not been an update for a while. I just found out and tears are falling on my keyboard.
ReplyDeleteRIP Gene! Thanks for brightening my life.
Hoss, you were one of my first readers and remained one of my most loyal over the years. Thank you for all the laughter you've given me, and all the support. You managed to touch so many lives through blogging. You will be greatly, greatly missed.
ReplyDeleteMuch love from "Lucinda"
good bye Hoss, you brought light and laughter with you into my life and i will never forget you.
ReplyDeleteCome back real soon, ya hear? Reincarnate fast.
ReplyDeleteMy best regards to the family.. May his spirit live forever by his words written here... Prayers to those who will miss him the most.. FAREWELL *~*
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget you, Hoss.
ReplyDeletei feel guilty that it took me so long to find out... godspeed, Hoss.
ReplyDeletehello... hapi blogging... have a nice day! just visiting here....
ReplyDeleteJust came back because I was missing Hoss, and it struck me that he's probably cracking up now (pun intended) over the fact that his last post contains that particular photo.
ReplyDeleteHow appropriate. :D
Suburban Turmoil, I'm here for the same reason and thought the same thing!
ReplyDeleteMissing your wisdom, humor and marvelous voice, Hoss. I'm sure you're keeping your new crowd entertained though!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to say, except the blogosphere feels a little emptier now. The sun a little dimmer. My heart a little heavier.
ReplyDeleteGodspeed, Gene. I love you, man.
Still missing you bro.
ReplyDeleteI would imagine that would be cold!
ReplyDeleteI take it by all the comments that the delightful Gene Mauldin has passed away. That IS a shame...I enjoyed the posts and the humour. Gene...I hope I will be as perky as you were when I am your age.
ReplyDeleteRest easy...the torch is passed....
Rabbit, rabbit Gene! And happy happy birthday! Miss you every single day and think of you, knowing you are busy as a dung beetle clearing the way for some Meercat. And sending love to Scamp, too.
ReplyDeletegood luck
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I can't bring myself to delete my link to your blog Gene. Do you have WiFi in heaven?
ReplyDeleteThinking of you, Hoss. :)
ReplyDeleteWondering if you're still around.....
ReplyDeleteBrowsing through some old posts of mine, I found the only response to one of my blog posts Gene ever made. I'd forgotten about him until then. I came here and found he'd stopped posting. Suspecting the worst, I Googled ol' Gene.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.timegoesby.net/weblog/2009/03/this-week-in-elder-news-14-march-2009.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Gene_Maudlin
http://www.cowart.info/blog/?p=1074
http://pointmeister.blogspot.com/2009/03/old-horsetail-snake.html
He was a fun read, and I am a few years late. :-(
Just dropping by for a little Hoss-Time. Still makes me smile so wide to read this same stuff over and over. Still loving you Old Hoss, no matter how much time goes by
ReplyDeleteRIP my friend...was looking up old blogging friends, the good die way too young...
ReplyDeleteHoss, you may be gone, but you are not forgotten. <3
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