A lot of women read this piece, and some of them (you) confess to having man problems. Couple of you come right out and say you lookin' for a good man. Listen, think of this: If you want to enter a relationship that's bound to turn sour and is almost impossible to get out of, look into a time share.+ + + + + + + +
Here are two titles for new Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream:
"Britney Spears' Shaved Coconut"
"Dick Cheney's Go Fudge Yourself"
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fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too:
I cdnulo't blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. Pniotnig to the phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rsceearh at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are; the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteers be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
(Did you know that olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can raed taht?)
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My favorite word today is indefeatabobble. Adj., but it might be a conjunction or commotion. Def.: This is a word I am selling to George W. Bush.
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