If you want an "art" treat, go see this guy. He is pretty crafty.+ + + + + + + +
Question: What did all the other reindeer say to Rudolph when he landed on top of Santa's head?
Answer: "You look like a deer caught in the head lice."
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You will be relieved to know: Old age does not last forever.
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Here's a partial re-run of a buddy's Christmas letter:
"'06 was busy, busy, busy! The first 4 mos. I worked two half-days at the slaughterhouse. Sometimes they let me answer the telephone.
"The next four mos. I traveled the West Coast as a side-show freak in Bob's Carnival. I was billed as "Geno, the World's Largest Midget.
"Finished the year peddling gift packs of spray-on meat...."
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Her husband, being unhappy with her mood swings, bought her a mood ring the other day so he could be able to monitor her moods.
They have discovered that when she is in a good mood, the ring turns green. When she is in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
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My favorite word today is net. N., practicing the lob shot. Def.: Holes tied together with string.
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