For as long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.+ + + + + + + +
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED:
Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Kings Disoriented Are
Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic: Hark, the Herald Angels Sing About Me
Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and...
Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder: Silent Night, Holy ooooh Look at the Froggy...Can I Have a Chocolate?...Why Is France So Far Away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....
(For this little juicy bit, I owe Lois Lane.)
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My favorite word today is ignorance. N., how come you ain't winnin' no spellin' bees? Def.: If this is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
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