Democratic Rep. Charles Rangel, a black, was asked what he thought about President Bush."Well," he said, "I really think he shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all."
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GIANT SQUID CAUGHT ON CAMERA
"Researchers follow bloated spineless creatures who dwell in the darkest depths. Then they get tired of politics and start looking for big squid."
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In 1998, Richard Harter, a retired methematician, wondered if mathematics could be applied to various positions of the toilet seat.
At the outset, he discounted the possibility of the woman agreeing to raise the seat when she is done, noting "no instance of this behavior has ever been observed in recorded history."
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According to my pal Vicki, a man enters a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sits down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiousity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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My favorite word today is enema. N. bottom's up! Def.: Antonym for a friend.
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