have it. Or just ignore, like I do.
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A guy is 80 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when a heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride."
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts?! Didn't you hear what I said? I said, 'Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'"
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah; at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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The dentist looks into the patient's mouth and says, "Holy smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago is badly corroded. What have you been eating?"
The man replied, "The only thing different I can think of is, my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it. She called it Hollandaise sauce."
The dentist responded, "That's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I'll have to make a new plate, but this time make it out of chrome."
"Why chrome?" the patient asked.
The dentist replied, "Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
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My favorite word today is water. N., don't ruin it with whiskey. Def.: I never drink this because of all the disgusting things fish do in it.
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