He Knows How to Lose His Load

And the Blonde Knows Her Stuff

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.  She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."  The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the blonde catches up again.  She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.  Again the trucker lowers the window.  As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.  At the third red light, the same thing happens again.  All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door.  Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."

When the light turns green, the trucker races to the next light.  When he stops this time he hurriedly gets out of his truck and runs back to the blonde.  He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says.....

"Hi, my name is Mark, it's winter here in Oregon and I'm driving the sander!"

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I almost cried when I saw this picture.  It is absolutely gut-wrenching.  It shows the importance of being strapped in.

A friend sent this photo of a horrible highway accident in Germany.  The picture may be kind of hard for some of you to take.  If you look closely you can see what appears to be some survivors of the accident still in the wreckage.  Although the picture is quite graphic, it makes you realize how quickly our loved ones can be taken from us.

My friend stayed on the scene to help out, and even though he performed mouth-to-mouth on quite a few of them, not one of them survived.

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My favorite word today is Yahoo.  N., sort of like yah humbug.  Def.:  What you yell after selling your stock to some poor sucker for $120 per share.