Time for some cuteness:Melanie (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
Steven, 3, hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
Brittany, 4, had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's me?"
Marc, 4, was engrossed by a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
James, 4, was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked, "What happened to the flea?"
Susan, 5, was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this again," she said. "It makes my teeth cough."
Tammy, 4, was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
Debra, 5, was in church with her mother. The minister was speaking: "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust." Debra leaned over to her mom and asked quite audibly in her shrill five-year-old voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
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Sometimes a copy machine can be a smartass. Go here to see.
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My favorite word today is Windows. N., when XP transmorgrifies into Vista. Def.: What to shut when it's cold outside.
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