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When they say "Don't take candy from a stranger," this is the kind of oddity they have in mind.+ + + + + + + +
Doctor at Med School: "How can we prevent diseases caused by biting insects?"
Med Student: "Don't bite any."
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A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" And he says, "Yep, three males and two females."
She asks, "How do you tell them apart?"
And he says, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone."
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Browsing the net, I find that famous guitar player Doc Watson has a Gallagher, which he refers to as "Old Hoss," which is on display at the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, Tenn.
How about that? A guitar named for me that is about as old as me. (How about them apples? This comes courtesy of my pal, Raggedy.)
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My favorite word today is arbitrator. N., the fast form of mediation. Def.: A cook who leaves Arby's to go to work for McDonald's.
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