I've Heard of Blind, But......

This is just a reminder: I am still substituting over at Tisha's Place in case you wanna put in a look-see.

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This moose needs to see his local opthalmologist. Not only is that a buffalo (bison for purists) he is trying to play games with, but it is a BRASS buffalo, located, no doubt, somewhere near Moosejaw.

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Here's how to fix up the airlines, which has got so many woe is me-s.

First all, dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What they hey -- they don't serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of their tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, but saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane -- maybe have them kick back 20% of the tips, including what they get for lap dances and "special services."



Here's a bonus: Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right, a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself.

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There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are four animals: King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey. They almost pass by, but then they decide to have a competition to see who is the fastest to get a banana from the tree. Whom do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect your personality. You have 15 seconds to decide.

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If your answer is:

Orangutan.....you are dull

Ape......Foolish

Monkey.....Idiot

King Kong.....Stupid.

Why???? It's a coconut tree. It doesn't have bananas.

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My favorite phrase today is small feet. N., don't tread on me. Def.: The things women have. It's one of those "evolutionary" things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.