1. To Grow Up
2. To Fill Out
3. To Slim Down
4. To Hold It In
And
5. To Hell With It
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Aw, shucks, you know I'm just funnin'. How about these instead:
Rejected International Sports Teams Names
1. Brussels Sprouts
2. Cannes Openers
3. Amsterdam Yankees
4. Vienna Sausages
5. Belgium Wafflers
6. Manila Folders
7. Czech Bouncers
8. Buenos Airheads
9. Bolivia DeHavillands
10. Seoul Brothers
11. Taipei Personalities
12. Syria Killers
13. Hungary Jacks
14. Prague Tologists
15. Peking Toms
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"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.
"On one hand, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
"On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
"How can this be a contest?"
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My favorite word today is sogwich. N., is this feat to eat? Def.: The dampest thing in the refrigerator pressed between two of the driest things in the refrigerator. This was invented by a man who hated to go to the grocery store.
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