It's a Rap

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Activity Director: "Announcement: Today a band will be playing at 3 p.m. in the Fireplace Room."
Hulda Hearsay: "I hope it's not going to be any of that awful Saran Wrap music."
AD: "I think it's just plain Rap, Hulda."
Hulda: "I don't care if it's Plain Wrap, Fur Wrap, Saran Wrap or Christmas Wrap, I won't have it! Oh, that's a good idea. Have them play 'White Christmas'."
AD: "Christmas is 11 months away, Hulda."
Hulda: "What have you got against Bing Crosby?"