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So, this guy with two badly burned ears goes to the emergency department.
"What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ball game on TV," began the man. "She put the iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron."
"What happened to the other ear?" said the doctor, persisting.
"Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy called again."
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My favorite word today is Pokemon. N., seen him right here on the Internet. Def.: A Rastafarian proctologist.
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