Pet Me Loose

Here's somethin' I stole from Laurie Anderson. Go take a look at this lion, what appears to be in love with his keeper. Only take you a few seconds.

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I never saw a real Michelin man, but here is a real Michelin baby. Poor thing.

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These amused me:

"Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word 'hunting' implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing." --From Jana.

"Children are innately drawn to sick people. It is what the germs want...." --From Judy's Brag

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This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas, but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshippers at Sunday serves will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed. Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casins of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.

(Did you see that coming?)

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My favorite word today is hangnail. N., there, I've caught it on the sheets, again! Def.: Where you put your coat.