You, Sir, Need These Classes

Some buddy has sent me a tiny little movie that does not make sense. Which is a good reason to show it to you.

Here's what you do: You go to this here place, and enjoy. I kid you or not; you will be amazed.

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And some buddy else has sent me short descriptions of classes to be offered to men. Ifn you wants to register for these, please do so by March 15 at The Learning Center for Adults.

........................................Class 1......................................
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays -- Step by Step, With Slide Presentation

........................................Class 2......................................
The Toilet Paper Roll -- Does It Change Itself? (Round Table Discussion)

........................................Class 3......................................
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? (Group Practice)

........................................Class 4......................................
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor -- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics

........................................Class 5......................................
After Dinner Dishes -- Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? (Examples on Video)

........................................Class 6......................................
Loss of Identity -- Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other (Help Line Support and Support Groups)

........................................Class 7......................................
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost (Real Life Testimonials)

........................................Class 8......................................
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? (Driving Simulations)

........................................Class 9......................................
How to Be the Ideal Shopping Companion (Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques)

........................................Class 10.....................................
The Stove/Oven -- What It Is and How It Is Used (Live Demonstration)

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My favorite word today is seizure. N., all hail the chief. Def.: A Roman emperor.