Happy grapefruit, Ollie, it's time to get lucky. You know how this works: You show your hare on the first of the month, say "Rabbit! Rabbit!", and all month long you'll have good luck. You know this is working for me, for here I am again. Anytime I don't show up for a week or so, you will know I am most likely dead. But, as you also know, I am reincarnatin', so be sure to keep checking on me. I might find some funnies on "the other side."+ + + + + + + +
The first of the month is also when we play Perfect Post, which is the brainchild of Momma K and her buddy Lucinda. What we do is tell you about some b**gger who has done a dandy posting and direct you to it. We also send along a little button for the winning b**g so she/he can show how right on they are. My Perfect Post for March is what Marti wrote on Feb. 14. Well, Marti says her kids wrote it when Mom was down with the puke. Go see.
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Two people has sent me a "contract of friendship." It goes like this:
"My Wish for You in 2007:
"May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
"May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
"May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
"May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be those of joy.
"May you be forced to drop to your knees and feel a terrific need to thank the Lord for the tons of tons of blessings that have been dumped upon you.
"May your travels be safe, your friends be sincere, your loved ones be generous, and may you be as healthy as any 20-year-old.
"May the problems you had in the past year forget your home address! In simple words: May 2007 be the best year of your life."
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My favorite word today is varicose. Adj., sort of like a vein of gold. Def.: Nearby.
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