One Christmas, Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle of a pasture. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to the other side."Look at that," remarked Phil to Will. "That guy is trying to the pull the wool over our ice."
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This woman is wearing the best in Hanes.
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Maybe the guy below didn't mean this kind of tail.+ + + + + + + +
A cowboy is driving down a back road in Texas when he sees a sign on a restaurant:
"Lobster Tail Beer"
"Holy moley," he says to himself, "my three favorite things."
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I knew it! I knew it! I knew they would eventually release the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-a-Flat
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A woman says to her butcher, "Those sausages you sold me yesterday were meat at one end but nothing but cornmeal at the other end."
The butcher replied, "Well, you know how it is...it's difficult to make both ends meat."
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My favorite phrase today is Santa's elves. N., jolly old toymakers. Def.: Subordinate clauses.
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