The Story of the Moral Is....um...I Forget

Here it is, the day for Perfect Posts and Perfect Rabbits. Kimberly, one of the inventors of Perfect Post, lets me know that this is the 2nd anniversary of the award. How time flies when you're having flies. I will get back to my selection for Perfect Post in a moment, but first:

Yes, on the first third of the month is when we go Rabbit! Rabbit!, and all month long we will have good luck. You, too, can have lovely luck if you just say Rabbit! Rabbit! You don't really need the picture.

I was taught (by the Pez Family) to say Rabbit! Rabbit! on the first of the month. But, see, sometimes the first happens on a Saturday or Sunday when we're not awarding the Perfect Post, so then we....oh, never mind.

My Perfect Posterino goes to Texans Gone East, a family that moved from Tex to Singapore. Go here to see the column that I thought would chuckle you up.

To see other Perfect Post winners, go where Momma K, and Lucinda make their posts.

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Our favorite patsy, George W., is the star of Funniest Video of the Year, which is a few takes from his speeches. It is funny (you know how Dubya can be), and you can call it up here.

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Recently, the Washington Post asked its readers to make up new meanings for words beginning with A through H. Some of what I liked best:

Airstrip. To pretend to take off your clothes.

Blunderbuss. To French-kiss the boss's wife at the office Christmas party.

Coliseum. Lassie finds Timmy.

Electrons. Supporters of Rep. Paul.

Endow. To sit on a tack.

Exorbitant. A former astronaut.

Footstool. Dog doo that's stuck on your shoe.

Harlot. Someone who will laugh on and on at any stupid joke the boss makes. Ho ho har de har har.

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My favorite phrase today is ground round. N., related to Salisbury Steak. Def.: The circle you make in the dirt for a game of marbles.