In the "Good" Old Days

You know who has all the fun? It's gotta be we old people, right? Look here to see what we're up to now.

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Speaking of which, old magazine ads also have all the fun. Check these jewels.







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More from the ancient peever:

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people just didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking about old age. And I have decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but are you are just too tired to bounce it.

I thought about making a fitness movie for people my age, and calling it "Pumping Rust."

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers.

Employment application blanks always ask "Who is to be notified in case of an emergency?" I think we should write: "A Good Doctor."

Why do they put pictures of criminals in post offices? Why don't they just arrest them while they're taking the pictures?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me: They were cramming for their finals.

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My favorite word today is skeleton. N., connected to the hip bone. Def.: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.