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The trouble with some women is they get all excited over nothing -- and then they marry him anyway.
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A friend confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 children, but she didn't really seem to care.
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My favorite word today is recessional. N., something between classes in grade school. Def.: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of church services led by parishioners trying to beat the crown to the parking lot.
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