Rabbitry! Rabbitry!

You say Rabbit Rabbit on the first of the month and all month long you will have good luck. I have been doing this for months now, and I am still living. What better luck could I have?

Oh, and April foolishness to you!

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The first of the month is also when we award the Perfect Post, which goes this time from me to Monty. She does a really fantastic job on a book review, no less, which strikes home to her. Go see it here.

For a complete list of Perfect Posts for March, go see either Petroville or Suburban Turmoil. These people are Kimberly and Lucinda.

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Here's an exercise plan for people 50 and over (that's just about everybody except Tisha, Petroville, Lucinda and the Spazz. Well, there's also Judy's Brag and Indy's Mom and Just Mom, and Paul Nichols, and the Paddy Whacker.....I guess there's quite a few of you young twirps hanging on).

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato sacks. Then try 50-lb. potato sacis and then eventually truy to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand! and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level.)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.

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A lot of folks can't understand how we have an oil shortage in this country.

There's a very simple answer: Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas and a few bitty other places.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, D.C.

Any questions? I didn't think so.

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My favorite word today is manger. N., no crib for his head. Def.: Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO, proving that holiday travel is always tough.