In the last few days, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Sumurai Bank fell on its sword, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 employees at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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I don't know how this was done, but it's done. Obama, McCain and even That Lady appears in this Dance Off. Thanks, Busy Mom.
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Hah! You thought I had forgotten that it's Rabbit! Rabbit! time. The time when you double up on the word (rabbit, in case you weren't listening), and then all month you'll have good luck. I didn't forget, so there!
My favorite phrase today is middle age. N., which used to be 18 and now is 38. Def.: That time of life when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
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Some dogs just don't have a chance.
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