We Are Very Bzzzzzzzzzy Over Here

This guy is driving down the road, and he runs out of gas.  After he sat there for awhile, a bee flew in his window.  And strange as it may sound, this bee talks:  "What seems to be the problem?"

"I'm out of gas," the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there, and then he flew away.  Minutes later, the man watched as an entire colony of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank.  Shortly thereafter, the bees flew out.

"Try it now," said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.  "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in the tank?"

The bee answered,

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Or, in plainer language:

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.  Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu.....

HOUSE SPECIALTIES

Raw Tourist:  $5.00

Broiled Missionary:  $10.00

Fried Explorer:  $15.00

Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:  $99.95

The guy called the operator over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?"

The operator replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of dung it takes all morning."

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Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

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My favorite phrase today is cash flow.  N., it's so fun to watch.  Def.:  The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.