Things are gonna be differmence in 2029, when I will be 99 and be the last person in the United States to get Social Security. For instance, we will find that ozone created by electric cars will be killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formerly known as California). White minorities will still be trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's second language.A baby will be conceived naturally, stumping the scientists.
The Supreme Court will be asked to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
France is taken over by Jamaica, appeals for help from the UN. UN Secretary-General Sidney Plotz of Jamaica says, "So?"
Castro dies at age 112. Cuban cigars now are legal in the U.S., but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Postal Service raises price of first-class stamp to $13.49 and reduces deliveries to Wednesday only.
Results of an 85-year, 75.8-billion study: Diet and Exercise are keys to weight loss!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
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Two businessmen are at the urinals. The first one says, "I'm going home for the day. Take care. You have a good one."
And the second one says, "Thanks. I didn't know you were looking."
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My favorite word today is groupie. N., chasing Johnny Mathis? Def.: A big, friendly fish.
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