When you're cropping your picture to display it on a site like My Space, you need to be careful, according to me. For persample, note the cropped picture above, how it lures you toward a seductive blonde, with nice hooters.
You'll know it was nicely cropped when you see where it came from (see below).
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine....and those who don't.....
Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we woulod have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli), which is bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
So: Water = Poop; Wine = Health
Remember, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.
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Just for you, a buddy of mine has found a You Tube explanation of immigration that warns the heck out of us. He's even got Ross Perot charts to back himself up. It takes about 8 minutes to run, but it will go fast because it's quite interesting. For a peek, go here.
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That YouTube thing ties nicely into a billboard I saw, which said:
"Need Help? Call Jesus"
"1-800-005-3787"
Of of curiousity, I did indeed call.
And a Mexican showed up with a tow truck.
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My favorite word today is algebra. N., don't get tripped up on this one. Def.: What mermaids wear. (Think about it.....)
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