We Got Rabbits and Perfect Posts

Here 'tis the Foist of the Munch, and time for Perfect Posts and Rabbits Rare.

Rabbit! Rabbit! Say this at the first of the Munch and you'll have good luck all munch long. According to the Pez Family, that is.



Now then, the awarding of the Perfect Post: My favorite for January was a belated b**g but a sensational b**g outta the typing fingers of Nikki. She has lots to say, about the family trip to Lake Tahoe and about Christmas and her German roots. She also has a gentle bit about the presidential campaign. And then winds it up to remind us she is pregnant, again, as planned. To read this fine post, go here.

Perfect Post is the invention of Petroville and Lucinda. Go to these sites to see the list of the winners for January.

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Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.

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My favorite word today is wrinkles. N., when your face falls apart. Def.: Something you may have that are similar to my character lines.