When Chefs Get Bored

Here's what happens when your favorite chef is about to nod off from lack of a challenge. So if you don't want to see him toying with the grub, come up with something interesting, like, order Haggis.









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Dog For Sale

Free to Good Home......Excellent Guard Dog

Owner cannot afford to keep him anymore, as there are no more thieves, murderers or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew him as "Holy Shit!!"



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My favorite word today is change. N., when they gonna get rid of them pennies? Def.: Inevitable, except from a vending machine.