While I am not doing nuthin', I am substituting for my pal Raggedy, who is in a world of hurt with something they're calling "spinal headaches." She cannot sit up for more than 10 minutes at a time or she gets the excruciating kind of bad head. And I am not the only sub. So if you get a chance, run over there and see and leave a few kind words.+ + + + + + + +
A guy is driving around Tennessee (where also lives my buddy, Janie,) and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." So he rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes there and sees a Labrador Retriever.
He asks the dog, "Do you talk?"
"Yes I do," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help my government, so I told the CIA about my gift and, in no time, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."
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My favorite word today is ant. N., nit one, purl two. Def.: A small insect, though always at work, that still finds time to go to picnics.
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