Writing a B**g Is Easy. Sure It Is.

Talk about futility. Somebody wrote 101 ideas for a b**g, and left poor Sudiegirl to show it to us. I think whoever wrote that list was desperate indeed. For instance, here are some of the ideas:

"Make a post that is inspirational." (Lots of opportunity here -- Mother's Day, Flag Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, your birthday, your Mom's birthday.... Do this some day when you're feeling inspired. Ho ho.)

"Write a funny post." (Holy shit!! You just sit right down there and be funny. Really easy, pal.)

"Create a huge list of your best posts." (But what if all of them are pretty crappy?)

"Post a picture that speaks 1,000 words." (And then write 1,000 words explaining your lens stop.)

"Create a post that incorporates the words 'desperate' and 'futile.'" (Been there; done that.)

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Speaking of inspirational, go check out Great Britain's version of American Idol. Winner of their most recent competition sings opera for Christ's sake! You would have voted for him too. For a peek, please visit Paul Potts. And if you liked that performance of his in the semifinal, which you did, you can catch him in the finals at Britain's Got Talent. Simon Cowell fans can catch Simon being nice.

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A new study just released by the American Psychiatric Assocation is about women and how they feel about their butts.

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their butt is too big.
2. 10% of women surveyed feel their butt is too small.
3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him, he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

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A Frenchman with a parrot perched on his shoulder walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty nice. Where'd you get him?"

"In France," the parrot says. "They've got millions of 'em."

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My favorite word today is artist. N., with both ears left. Def.: Someone who tends to give you the brush.