A guy walks into a bar, sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, so he takes the barstool next to her. A minute goes by, then he turns to her and says, "Fat penguins."
The woman turns to him, "Pardon me?"
The guy looks at her and says, "I just thought I would say something to break the ice."
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This is how things are going to be when women rule the world.+ + + + + + + +
Q.: Why did the peanut go out with the grape?
A.: He couldn't find a date.
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Q.: What's blue and white and if it fell out of a tree and hit you, it would kill you?
A.: A refrigerator in a Wrangler jacket.
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See if you can figure out what the following words have in common:
Banana, Dresser, Grammar, Potato, Revive, Uneven, Assess.
Give up? (I did, very early on.)
Give up now?
Okay. A.: In all the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Nifty.
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To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?", you can say "Sorry, got these sacks."
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My favorite word today is ballet. N., lift that babe, tote that bale, etc. Def.: To me, boxing is just like ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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