A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote: "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. And added to it was this cryptic message: "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter
Revelation 3:20 begins, "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
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Some of us will go a long way to get our Rabbit! Rabbit! See, what you do is say Rabbit! Rabbit! at the first of the month and you'll have good luck all month long. Seems to work for the lady who dreamt this up, Momma K, for she never has bad luck. (Me also, for that matter.)+ + + + + + + +
The teacher told his students: "Write an essay on whether the sun or the moon is more important, and defend your answer in 50 words or less."
The best response: "The moon is more important because it is already light during the day, making the sun useless."
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Take a look at how one country slows its speeders.
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Women only have two complaints: Nothing to wear, and not enough closet space for it.
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Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up. -- Confuscious.
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My favorite word today is inverse. N., the third pedal on a Model T Ford. Def.: How poets write.
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