
Suddenly the shorelines north of Sydney were transformed into the Cappuccino Coast. Foam swallowed an entire beach and half of the nearby buildings in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.


Some scientists say this is "too bad." Others say it's caused by a die-off plankton or algae which provides the mix of protein and oil, which the ocean whips into a giant foam. And this is all the clauses I am able to mix into one sentence.
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON tv?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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My favorite word today is electricity. N., a useful tool in the kitchen. Def.: This comes from electrons, like morality comes from morons.

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