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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Over the Foaming Main



Suddenly the shorelines north of Sydney were transformed into the Cappuccino Coast. Foam swallowed an entire beach and half of the nearby buildings in a freak display of nature at Yamba in New South Wales.




Some scientists say this is "too bad." Others say it's caused by a die-off plankton or algae which provides the mix of protein and oil, which the ocean whips into a giant foam. And this is all the clauses I am able to mix into one sentence.

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What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON tv?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

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My favorite word today is electricity. N., a useful tool in the kitchen. Def.: This comes from electrons, like morality comes from morons.

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