Well, maybe THIS isn't funny, but it IS sorta beautiful.This is a picture taken by some Scandihoovian of a real iceberg. Just think how many martinis you could get out of this.
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Of course you have thought that there ought to be more Commandments than ten. For instance, Ronald Reagan offered up what he called the 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not speak ill of another Republican. So I re-registered as a Democrat so I could beat up on Dubya.
But you probably got other Commandments, like these:
12. Whistle while you work.
13. Don't give chicken bones to the dog.
Enjoy yourself in the comments.
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I put spot remover on my dog. Spot disappeared.
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You might be a redneck if you view duct tape as a long-term investment.
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My favorite word today is English. N., no spikka da. Def.: The language where "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing.
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(I have been remiss in visiting a lot of you. This, too, shall pass. [Ho ho har de har har.] I shall resume passing, soon, I promise.)
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