What happens on the airlines where I'm traveling is, you don't bring nothin' on board that can burn or cut or massage. The guy on the left is me.+ + + + + + + +
I flew off to Chicago to see Vicki and assorted minions but I didn't last long. I am sorry to say that I am a weenie who can't stand being away from home. So, unless the Scamp can come with me in the future, I am not going. My life is too short.
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A college class is told to write a short story in as few words as possible, but the story had to contain three elements:
1. Religion
2. Sexuality
3. Mystery
The only A+ in the class went to this entry:
"Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?"
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My favorite word today is denturist. N., the best choppers of all. Def.: What Denny was in Bermuda.
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