When you get old like me, you forget a lot. For instance, have I run this cartoon before? Was it funny then? Is it funny now? Which way does the cat have the toilet paper roll: over the top (correct), or under the bottom (way incorrect)? Do cats need toilet paper? Let me tell you why I was sick.I was sick because I had a relapse from surgery for my aneurysms. It is not good to be under the weather, which is all it was. Here's what happened:
Feelgood Haines: "You shoulda stayed in the hospital one more day, Hoss."
Hoss: "Why is that?"
Feelgood: "Nurses kind of relax around you, and you get a chance to cop a feel."
I am now well. Feelgood is nursing a black eye.
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My favorite word today is old. N., I knew her when. Def.: Being complimented on your alligator shoes when you're going barefoot.
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