"Next time, I'll take the pictures and you can let the bear out."
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Can you believe this cruelty? These people is mean at heart.
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Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possiblefor a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highball" and the just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction bhy the name of Mount and Do.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No, I work for a condom company. These are Customer Complaints."
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My favorite word today is appointment. N., when you are sentenced to a room all by yourself. Def.: When you get one of these after a month-and-a-half wait is when the doctor says "I wish you had come to me sooner."
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