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The Washington Post asked its readers to combine two words beginning with a letter from
S to Z and create a new word. Here are some of the favorites:
Shishkabul: Grilling prisoners in Afghanistan.
Slothario: A man who lures women to bed just to sleep.
Spamputate: To delete the entire junk mail file.
Sudafederales: Brave agents who protect our nation from foreign cold remedies.
Viagrarian: A farmer who can plow the land for four hours without stopping to rest.
Worshippodrome: A megachurch.
Wiretapestry: The drapes in the FBI building.
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Lame Joke of the Day:
Q.: Why was the crow perched on the telephone wire?
A.: He wanted to make a long-distance caw.
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After 42 years of wedding bliss, I took a careful look at my wife one day, and declared, "Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but every night I got to sleep with a 19-year-old gal.
"Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but now I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find me a hot 19-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Older women; they sure know how to settle the mid-life crisis.
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My favorite phrase today is sense of humor. N., In case you have one, keep it. Def.: This does not mean you have to tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
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