At the Jo Richardson compre-hensive school in England, students are prohibited from raising their hands in class to keep those not called upon from feeling victimized.
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In the Upper Nile state of Sudan, a Mr. Tombe, as punishment for having sex with a goat, was required to care for the goat as if they were married. Australia's New Limited's website reported the story with a file photo of a goat, adorned with a black bar across its eyes to protect its privacy.
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"Doctor, I think I'm getting Alzheimer's."
"Why is that?"
"I keep forgetting to zip up."
"No," said the doctor. "Alzheimer's is when you forget to zip down."
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"Look, Paddy, there's a men's clothing store with men's suits for only $4.50!"
Paddy looks, and adds, "And look at that: Shirts for only $1. Let's go load up."
Paddy and Wilbur go into the store and order some clothes. The attendant says, "You guys are Irish, right?"
Paddy says, "Well, yeah, but how did you know?"
"This is a dry cleaners."
(The two previous items are from my buddy Peskie.)
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My favorite word today is perplexive. Adj., oddly cuddlesome. Def.: Descriptive of the charming guy who spreads HIV -- infectious, but nice. --Tisha.
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