Memes Is Running Out My Ears

Here's another meme. I jump all over these because otherwise I have nothing. Just like you. I got this from Carolyn and Angie.

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I AM: the words that follow "I think, therefore"
I WANT dung beetles that work independently.
I WISH bone.
I HATE having to get up to go pee.
I MISS the toilet, most of the time.
I FEAR the cleaning lady is going to be pissed.
I HEAR, thanks to hearing aids.
I WONDER how many more there are of these.
I REGRET knowing how horny you are.
I AM NOT just another pretty face.
I DANCE to the slower drummer.
I SING: Oh, bullshit.
I CRY whambo mo jambo, Tarzan love Jane.
I AM NOT ALWAYS never forthright.
I MAKE WITH MY HANDS fart sounds.
I WRITE, therefore I am?
I CONFUSE my enemas.
I NEED a new prostate.
I SHOULD get laid if I had a new prostate.
I START laughing before you get to the punch line because I've heard it before.
I FINISH drinking long after you do.

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Save the earth. It's the only place that has chocolate.

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Some young guys use this line: "Want to go get a pizza, then screw?" Usually the answer is "No." Then the guys say: "Whatsa matter? Don't like pizza?" (--Courtesy of Sudiegirl.)

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My favorite phrase today is I'll be go to hell. Adj., and you will. Def.: The concealed pasture three miles across that lies between you and what you thought was the top of the hill.