Short Shrift Saturday #22

You hear about the animal trainer and his wife? Bonnie and Claude. (Get it? Bonnie and Claude!! Ho ho har de har har. No? Think, think.....)

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You hear about the kid in the projects? "Little Red Riding Hood."

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"Sure it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway." -- Member of Texas board of pesticides, on chlordane.

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Look here. Oregon has fewer believers than anybody. I'll be go to hell.

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My favorite word today is flirt. N., hey, over here! Def.: Someone trying to communicate with tropical fish in an aquarium by tapping on the tank.