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Saturday, April 15, 2006

Short Shrift Saturday #21

Happy Easter, boys and girls.

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"There is no food in the refrigerator. AND, there is no toilet paper in the bathroom," he whined.

"Good," she said. "This has worked out just right."

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People listen better when they can see themselves reflected in your sunglasses.

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Chris Cope had this to say:

"If a man really tries he can be what he wants to be, but sometimes a person just shouldn't be what they are."

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My favorite word today is diet. N., here we go again. Def.: A hopeless plan for losing weight.

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