Ya'll know what my sister
Tan Lucy Pez says: You say "Rabbit! Rabbit!" at the first of each month, and you will have good luck the whole month long. Then, just to be evil, you put up a picture of a rabbit (or two) on your site.
I don't know if these count as real rabbits, but they're randy enough for me.
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The blonde walks up to the librarian and asks, "How do you spell 'tequila'?" So the librarian obliges, and the blonde leaves.
Pretty soon, the blonde is back. "I still can't find it," she says.
The librarian says, "Find what?"
"Tequila Mockingbird."
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Signs of the times?
In a Rumanian hotel elevator: "The lift is being fixed for the next few days. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
In a Copenhagen ticket office: "We take your baggage and send it in all directions."
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It was 102 degrees in Salem, OR, last Monday. This is called global warm enough.
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My favorite word today is au one. N., half a nanny. Def.: When the au pair won't do windows.
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