This little sucker is a stuffed squirrel that my best buddy Vicki sent to me. See, Vicki lives in this big house in Michigan and is moving to a littler house in Chicago, so she had to unload some of her treasures. Not shown are two little hand-blown glass ornaments that Vicki included. I had to sort carefully through a billion pieces of peanut foam to find them, so I am, of course, sending a bill.
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(Rats! I knew this wasn't Saturday. but I slipped a cog. So it goes.....Tomorrow, this post will be timely. Read it then.)
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Two buffalo are standing on the range when a passing motorist sees them.
He says to his wife, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten miserable beasts I've ever seen."
So one buffalo says to the other: "I think I just heard a discouraging word."
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This contortionist is almost beyond belief.
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My favorite word today is recess. N., school days, school days. Def.: When fat kids go outside to eat.
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