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My buddy Judy has sent me Van Gogh's Family Tree. It goes like this:
His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother: Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stagecoach: Wells Far Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
The fruit-loving cousin: Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking: Way-to Gogh
The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
Well, there you Gogh.
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My favorite word today is poltergeist. N., this is getting sort of shady. Def.: What eats one of every two socks in your clothes dryer.
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