Restroom Graffiti

While you are pondering this picture, I will go right ahead and publish some fine examples of bathroom graffiti found for me by Vickee:

"Friends don't let friends take home ugly men." --Starboard, Dewey Beach DE

"Beauty is only a light switch away." --Perkins Library, Duke University

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." --The Bayou, Baton Rouge LA

"No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her bullshit." --Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill NC

"Expess Lane: Five Beers or Less." --Sign over one of urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix AZ

"No wonder you always go home alone." --Sign over mirror, men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills CA

"If it has tires or testicles, you are going to have trouble with it." --Dick's Last Resort, Dallas TX.

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And, some famous last words:

"Yes, those pants make your butt look fat."

"I know these woods like the back of my hand."

"So...howdya get the name 'Killer'?"

"You call that a watchdog?"

"Look! He's eating out of my...."

"Relax. I majored in chemistry."

"Nobody actually reads the instructions."

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My favorite word today is transmission. N., if you choose to accept it. Def.: When you are sent looking for a trans.