Carpe diem does NOT mean seize the fish.+ + + + + + + +
Most people deserve each other.
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
The one who snores will fall asleep faster.
Never get overly excited by the way a man looks from behind.
Start making excuses now for not flossing.
It doesn't count as a stain if you can tuck it in.
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Two blondes are walking down the street when they spy a compact on the sidewalk. The first one picks it up and says, "I wonder whose this is?"
The second girl takes it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Why, silly, it's me."
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My favorite word today is death. N., he was here a minute ago. Def.: How to get rid of that nagging cough.
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