Mehicans, Airports and Ambulances (A.K.A. Short Shrift Saturday)

Everybody loves a good ambulance joke, right? For the latest in ambulance jokes, go here.

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I don't want to scare you or nothin', but this is how it was last time I went flying commercially. Nice thing about this is, it got stale after awhile. Say, 24 hours.

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NOTIS: JOU HAB YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS. SIN WE NO HABE GOOD TECHNIOLOGICAL ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS.

PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TANK YOU FOR HALPING ME.

JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUJEZ-GARCIA, "MEHICAN HACKER"

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My favorite word today is scale. N., what you bring up to. Def.: That thing in your bathroom that always lies.