It's Bad; I've Been Had

MSN has decided that I should pay for the privilege of writing for you. I am dithered; all I wanted to do was sign on, write, sign off and eat soup.

So, anyway, some guru is coming to my (and Scamp's) place Friday to give me a new email and a new lease on life. Don't go away. I will be back. (It says here.)

Meanwhile, consider these combinations that it is advised we oldsters should avoid:

A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots.
Miniskirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.,
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
Inline skates and a walker.
Thongs and Depends.