So Tarzan is swimming down the road when he happens to spy this wholesome looker named Jane. She is sort of smitten by him, so they talk about this and that and stuff. During the course of the conversation, she asks him how he had sex."Tarzan not know that stuff," he replied.
Jane explained what it was.
Tarzan says, "Oh...I use knothole in tree."
Jane, horrified, tells him, "You have it all wrong. I will show you how to do it properly."
She sheds her clothing, lies down on the ground and, pointing to her cooter, says, "Here. You must put it here."
Tarzan removes his loin cloth, showing considerable in the way of manhood, steps closer to Jane -- and kicks her in the crotch.
She is stunned. She rolls on the ground, writing with pain. Finally, she says, "What did you do that for?"
Tarzan replied: "Check for squirrels."
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My favorite word today is strength. Adj., why you worked out. Def.: The power to break a chocolate bar into four pieces -- and then eat just one of the pieces. --Judith Viorst.
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