Readingbetweenthelines

(Excuse Ol' Hoss, which has been in the horsepistol for the last day and a half. I got me some aneurysms fixed up and the Doc says I am a Prize Patient so he let me go early. Thanks to all of you for the kind words.)

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Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look carefully at the domain names selected as others see it -- and not as you think it looks. Check out the following who deal in humdrum products but didn't think it through:

1. A site called "Who Represents," where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity: http://www.whorepresents.com/

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look for further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net/

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder: http://www.therapistfinder.com/

5. Then, of course, there's the Italian Power Generator Co.: http://www.powergenitalia.com/

6. And now, let's look at the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com/

7. If you're looking for computer software: http://ipanywhere.com/

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church: http://www.cummingfirst.com/

9. Then there are these brainless art designers: http://www.speedofart.com/

10. And finally, a holiday in Lake Tahoe: http://www.gotahoe.com/

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"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.

"Yes, but I'm wondering: how do you prepare your chicken?"

"Nothing special, sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

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My favorite phrase today is Earth Day. N., the cause of global warming. Def.: A period when we worship dirt.